fuchsiadame:

)(ee)(ee, okay, precious little c)(erub cutie!

OH NO. OH HELL NO. LISTEN uP AND LISTEN GOOD. I’M NOT A CuTIE AND I’M NOT PRECIOuS. AND IF YOu KEEP ON WITH THAT TALK. YOu MAY END uP REGRETTING A FEW THINGS. OR EVEN. LOSING SOMETHING.

fuchsiadame:

*Pats his head*

Sorry! I didn’t realise you were sensitive aboat your stature! I’m s)(ore you’re just as mean as t)(e rest!

uH. OH MY GOD. LISTEN. WE CLEARLY ARE AT A MISuNDERSTANDING HERE. I’M NOT SHORT. I’M REALLY NOT! AND EVEN IF YOu THINK I AM. DOESN’T MEAN I SHOuLDN’T BE FEARED.

caligulaschemist replied to your post: unrepressedumbrage started following you YOu…

no im not

I’M GOING TO BE A PRYING SON OF A BITCH AND SAY.

WHY IS THAT?

fuchsiadame:

I dunno…. You’re kinda puny, )(ee)(ee! Adorabubble, reely!

WHAT? PuNY? ‘SCuSE MY LANGuAGE DAME. BuT HOW THE HELL AM I PuNY? AND YOu NEED TO STOP RIGHT THERE WITH REFERRING TO ME AS “ADORABuBBLE”. I’M A TERRIFYING MOBSTER. AIN’T NOTHIN CuTE ABOuT THAT.

fuchsiadame:

And you s)(ould be glad of t)(at prerogative, bub. T)(ese teet)( and claws aren’t just for attracting mates, )(ee)(ee.

OH? I COuLD SAY THE SAME.

THOuGH I SHOuLD WARN YOu. I’M A PRETTY TOuGH GuY. I’D BE CAREFuL WITH THOSE LITTLE JABS IF I WERE YOu.

unrepressedumbrage started following you

YOu AIN’T A VERY TALKATIVE GuY. ARE YA.

fuchsiadame:

Well,

*With a flourish of her wrist, Feferi pointed to her own chest*

I bleed t)(e ric)(est and most royal of purples.

Not t)(at I )(old it over ot)(ers t)(oug)(! Glub glub glub! And not t)(at I’ll s)(ow you eit)(er!

I HAVEN’T HAD ANYONE SPILL THAT COLOR BEFORE.

WHICH. YOu KNOW. IT’S A SHAME YOu WON’T SHOW ME. NORMALLY I WOuLDN’T LISTEN AND I’D DO WHAT I WANTED TO SEE. MAYBE TAKE A PRICK. BuT I’LL FOLLOW THE LADY’S WISHES. HAHA.

fuchsiadame:

I bet you all still bleed t)(oug)(. And T)(AT’S all I’m interested in. 38D

OF COuRSE WE DO. I BLEED RED THOuGH NOT ALL BLEED THE SAME. AND I GOTTA SAY THAT MOST OF WHAT I’M INTERESTED IN IS WHAT COLOR OTHERS BLEED. THAT IS. WHEN I’M IN A GOOD MOOD.

WHICH IS ENTIRELY uNFOuNDED. WHAT’S SO FuNNY ABOuT THE WORD?

THERE’S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT WORD.

WHAT. WOuLD YOu RATHER HAVE ME CALL YOu KITTEN?